These are some of the original characters I play in my films. Each character embodies a traumatic event, sublimated into the realm of
black, comedic thespianism. Each a tortured, self-defeating soul conjured up from the past.  
Elf Machine -
Guardian of the Shakesphere
Lord Smack
Sarkhas Thdeis (Circus Days)
Phantom of the Piss Pot
Gheak Kreuther (Jay Krooter)
Prophet of the Abyss
The Phantom of Snorkis Factor-X
The Graduate
Phantom of the Dance
Neighhorbritce Vonk High Toppen
in "One Flesh Under Bennett"
Paulie Pantages eating "Salvage"
brand spiked marshmallows
Time Travelling Druglord
"Salvage",
materializing on a restaurant toilet
just as someone walks in
Crushhole Ver Foilzorg- CEO 0f the
modern day "Red Scare"
organization and Aerospace
Frampkinwhore
Whatthecrap Van Sparklers
Bennett
The Graduate
Robert Glorioso after Nicholas
Glorioso splashes imaginary acid
on his face.
Copyright 2005 Adam Abenante
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The 4 o'clock Marauder
Washington Skwahre
Dr Lacqua D.D.S.
PSA (Boy George in a time machine
with a broken windshield)
Mel Carvel - The flipped out,
baseball playing, FBI Agent turned
lounge singer who's head lives in a
shoebox and foot in a flushing toilet.
The resurrected corpse of fitness
instructor "GILAD", bent on
leading his workout groupies into
a ritual suicide
The Phantom ORB, powered
entirely by carbon dioxide and a
plastic shoe brush, used for the
furthering of the "Red Scare"
organization